Review #40: Kill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky

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Cover Reviewkill the boy band: A lot of people don’t like this cover because it looks like it would be an ARC. I actually really like the simplicity, though. Underneath the dustjacket, the book is solid, hot pink with black lettering. It looks pretty cool, but if you read it without the dust jacket in public, everyone will be sure to look at you and realize that you’re reading a book called Kill the Boy Band.
Title: Kill the Boy Band
Author: Goldy Moldavsky
Description: Stand-alone YA contemporary
Publishing Information: Released February 23, 2016 by Scholastic, Inc.
Pages: 312
First Line: People have called me crazy. 

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The book follows four friends who are self-proclaimed fangirls of a British boy band called the Ruperts. Each of them have their favorite member of the band, which is composed of four boys all bearing the name Rupert. After getting a hotel room at the same hotel that the boys are staying in, one of the girls accidentally kidnaps the least talented member of the group. The girls dig themselves deeper and deeper into trouble as they try to figure out what to do with him.

pros and cons

When I review books, I try not to compare them to other books. There are so many different genres and goals for different pieces of writing, so I just don’t think it’s fair to match them up against each other. Instead, I try to think about what the book is trying to be (like, what the synopsis claims that it’s going to be) versus what it actually ended up being. If the book does exactly what it said it would, how can I say that it was a bad book?
From the synopsis, this book sounded absolutely ridiculous. Four fangirls “accidentally” kidnap a member of their favorite band? A band that is obviously parodying One Direction?
Well, this book was certainly one of the most ridiculous books I’ve ever read. So, kudos for that. The characters of the fangirls are so, so exaggerated (but at the same time, not that exaggerated? It’s actually kind of scary).
Basically, just ridiculous. It was exactly what it promised to be, but I can’t say I really liked it. Maybe that’s my fault for picking up a book like this.
A lot of my issues with it were personal things. There was more swearing than I like (and yes, I know that swearing is pretty much unavoidable in most books but there’s using it well and then there’s using it just to use it). Some of the motives that the characters had for acting the way they did were pretty extreme, and just not things that I like reading about.
None of the characters were particularly strong, either. They didn’t learn from their mistakes and they didn’t really reconcile anything by the end. They all had unique personality traits but nothing much deeper than those. The main character (I don’t think we ever learned her name? Which is interesting) had potential to have a really interesting backstory but the author didn’t tell us much about it. **mild spoiler ahead – skip to the next paragraph to avoid** One character, named Apple because she was eating an apple when her parents saw pictures of her and decided to adopt her, was portrayed as really just a fat, crazy girl. I was extremely hopeful that she would go through character development and we would learn more about her actual personality, but that was really all we got. Her favorite Rupert was Rupert P. It was speculated by the main character that she liked him because he was the ugliest and she felt like he was actually attainable for her. I wish there was a moment at the end of the book where Apple realized that she is beautiful and her life doesn’t have to centered around practically worshipping ugly guys because she feels like she deserves nothing better, but no such luck. In fact, the last we hear about her she is following a new boy band and in love with a new character, who is conveniently described as extremely unattractive. Sigh.
And speaking of personality (maybe for the first time if you chose to skip the spoiler), the mood swings in this book were unbelievable, and I don’t think they were written that way for comedic effect. If a character suddenly decided that they wanted to stand up for themselves, it wasn’t gradual. It went from timidness to full out yelling and storming out. It was almost cringe-y. Like, hey. Calm down, pal.
Negatives aside, the book made some interesting points about fan culture. I wish it would’ve had more parallels, though, showing both sides. The negative perspectives were plentiful, and the positives were really only represented by characters who had already been written to seem crazy. It did make me think a lot, though, which can sometimes be rare for a humorous, YA contemporary.
And it definitely was humorous. Most of the humor was found in the exaggerations of character, however, and if this isn’t really your style then you might find 300 pages a bit too much to suffer through. Another aspect I really enjoyed was the inclusion of supposed lyrics from the boy bands songs, which emphasized the cheesiness of it (because let’s be real – it can be pretty cheesy). In fact, I might even say that these were my favorite parts.

Coming to the hotel now was only the tip of the iceberg compared to some of the cray things other people had done. If you really thought about it, we were the rational ones. And for one night we would be sleeping under the same roof as The Ruperts. My feelings on the matter could best be summed up with lyrics from The Ruperts’ hit “I’m So Excited.”

Yeah Yeah Yeah!
I’m so excited!
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Tonight is the night!

The parallels to One Direction were great, as well. Each member of the group audition separately on a British talent competition and were later grouped together. Some of their personality traits immediately made me think of specific members, as well. Considering I used to consider myself a pretty big fan of good ol’ 1D, I enjoyed making the connections.
Finally, this book was ridiculously fast-paced. I finished the entire thing in a span of maybe four hours? It almost read like a middle grade (although it is definitely not) just because the plot really held no regard for realistic-ness. I enjoyed how unpredictable it was – eventually you realize that there’s literally no way to guess what happens next because so many ridiculous things had happened already.

final thoughts

Though I liked reading something so fast-paced and easy (I’m a bit behind on my Goodreads goal) I can’t say I completely loved the content. Usually books put out by Scholastic aren’t too explicit, but this one had a bit too much for me. I certainly didn’t have any trouble finishing it, though. It really depends on your personal preferences. If you’re in the mood for something light-hearted and crazy, maybe pick this one up from the library.
2.5-3/5 stars

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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child – Review & Discussion

What the Book Is and a Ramble-y Story

If you haven’t heard already, at midnight on Harry Potter’s birthday the script-book edition of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was released. And if you haven’t heard already, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is the eighth Harry Potter story, told in the form of a play that you can actually see if you’re super lucky and live in London, or that you can read in the form of this book.
Also, do you have to pay property tax on that rock you live under?
I personally didn’t go to a midnight release party for it because I’m a fake fan. But seriously, my sister’s graduation party was that night and I was exhausted. Also – and I don’t know if this is TMI – but I’m literally so sunburned. All of my skin is falling off and I didn’t want people thinking that I was cosplaying as a molting basilisk.
I had to go to the DMV the following day to get my temporary driver’s license (which isn’t really good for anything but WOOOOO) and I figured I would be super bored waiting so my mom and I ran to Barnes and Noble and – not too surprisingly but completely disappointingly – they were completely sold out.
In a panic, we went to Target, wondering, might they have a copy left after all this time?

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Target did a thing where you got a free poster with the purchase of the book so that was pretty cool even though the poster wasn’t anything too amazing. The cashier was really friendly and talked about how he felt like a fake fan because he didn’t even realize it was coming out until he was stocking the shelves. He still gave me a funny look when he asked me if I wanted it in a bag and I almost yelled, “No!” and grabbed it.
Watching people put hardcover books in those plastic bags stressed me out so much. You are literally begging the universe to rip the dust-jacket.
But I digress, it was a good day overall.

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Spoiler-Free Review

**because this is a play, the plot moves very fast and it will be hard to review this without revealing any details. If you haven’t read the book yet and want to go into it blind, stop here.**
So the basic premise of this book is that it picks up from the epilogue in Deathly Hallows where the grown up squad of Hermione, Ron, and Harry are seeing off their children at King’s Cross. The main focus in this story is on Albus Severus Potter, who is having a hard time feeling like he fits into his family or anywhere. This leads him to make some extremely poor decisions and almost ruin the entire world.
First of all, let’s talk about the characters. Scorpius Malfoy is my spirit animal, obviously. He’s just an adorable little nerd trying to get through life and be brave while simultaneously being afraid of everything. Rose Granger was also fantastic, just a really funny, strong character. She reminded me so much of Hermione without the authors blatantly trying to make them the exact same person.
Albus kind of annoyed me. He did sort of remind me of Harry though. He just really wanted to do what he thought was the right thing, but didn’t always think it through very well. I’ll get more into that with the spoilers.
As for the plot, it made sense if you didn’t think about it. I don’t necessarily mean that in a super negative way, it’s just true. It was fast-paced and entertaining and I’m sure that’s part of the reason why it translates so well onto the stage. However, if you pause and think about the actual logistics of some of the magic and time-travel, it’ll make your head hurt.
In some ways, the plot also seemed a little cliché and predictable to me. The whole “tiny change in the past creates crazy ripples in the universe” element was well done but nothing new. However, the different alternatives that we get to see poses some very interesting “what-ifs” and allows more old characters that we’ve missed to be incorporated into the story.
And speaking of old characters… let’s talk about Harry, Ron and Hermione. They’ll always be some of my favorite characters of all time. How could they not be? I was excited to see how their personalities would stay the same and change as they got older.
Here’s the issue: You know how Maxon and America were all grown up in The Heir and The Crown? And like, it was them, but it wasn’t? Like they were older, but it seemed like their characters just served the purpose of being some parents, and even though they were well-developed as parents, they didn’t seem like the well-developed younger characters, just grown up? It’s like they were completely different people with the same names, and some of the old trademark qualities being extremely forced as if they’re screaming through their beaming, remembered faces, “Look! It’s us! I promise!”
If you haven’t read the Selection and didn’t really get that comparison, I was also reminded of one of my favorite songs at the moment, called “Next Year” by Two Door Cinema Club. It had a line that goes:

Maybe someday,
You’ll be somewhere,
Talking to me,
As if you knew me

I know it sounds dramatic, but I couldn’t stop thinking about that line. They really just didn’t seem like the same characters at all. And I know that they’re grown up and I know that they’re not going to be completely the same, but the entire time it felt like these characters were talking, trying to become people that they just aren’t anymore. Like those characters were really new, more boring characters Polyjuice-potioned into being Harry, Ron and Hermione. Impostors. Impastas.

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As for the formatting, I didn’t really mind it being a play. I’m sure that some of the issues with things not being very well-explained could’ve been fixed if it was a full narrative, but that was really my only issue with it. I found it interesting – as I was reading, I pictured everything on a stage. Did that happen to anyone else? It was weird, but not unpleasant.
The stage directions/descriptions were really amazing, too. I had to slow down a lot when I was reading to make sure that I was really reading and appreciating everything, because there were some beautiful little gems in there. My favorite was this one:

There’s a silence.
A perfect, profound silence.
One that sits low, twists a bit, and has damaged within it. 

First Line: A busy and crowded station.
Pages: 308
Hooked by page: 1
Rating: 3.5 stars
Recommend for: Harry Potter fans. I can’t say it felt like a completely genuine Harry Potter story, but it was great to have new Hogwarts adventures.

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Spoiler-y Discussion

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First of all, can we talk about how beautiful this book is? People were going to buy it no matter what, but I’m grateful that Scholastic took the time to make it look nice and all high-quality. The binding, man. It’s got that stripe-y stuff going on – that’s when you know it’s well made.
On to the discussion – where to begin? I liked seeing where the characters ended up. Hermione was the Minister of Magic, which was awesome in a way but also kind of forced, I felt like. Hermione is smart and strong, so let’s make her the leader of the Wizarding World, of course! Ron is funny, so let’s have him own a joke shop! (Also, why was Ron running Fred and George’s joke shop? What happened to George?) It felt like they were taking the easy way out.
And speaking of taking the easy way out, some things were just oh-so convenient. Delphi just so happened to have Polyjuice potion, which normally takes, like, a month to brew – lying around? And they just happened to have some sort of DNA from Harry, Ron and Hermione?
Whatever. Moving on.
I thought the idea of Amos wanting someone to go back and save Cedric was a solid basis for the plot. It was exciting enough because it would involve evil by facing Voldemort in the past without introducing an entirely new force of evil. But like, if you’re going to bother going back in time to save a life, why not just go big and go all the way back to when Voldemort was a baby and kill him then?
Goblet of Fire has always been one of my absolute favorite Harry Potter books (although, aren’t they all?) so when the plot involved a lot of time-traveling back to that time I was pretty excited. But as soon as they mentioned time-traveling, I just knew something was going to go horribly wrong. Time is just so weird and nothing about it makes sense when you start going backwards.
Initially, when they started messing with the competition in order to stop Cedric from reaching the final I thought the mishap was going to be that if Cedric had a rough start to the competition he wouldn’t want to help Harry with the egg clue and things would be thrown off that way.
I loved all the alternate universes though. Getting to see Snape again when he wasn’t mean and got to know about how he would end up being a hero was my favorite.
The whole thing about how after Cedric was embarrassed in the competition he got super angry and awful and became a Death Eater and then kiLLED NEVILLE was too much. I mean, I liked it, but liked it in a way that was more like, “THIS IS PROVOKING A LOT OF EMOTION IN ME WHICH MEANS THAT IT’S GOOD WRITING” as opposed to, “Nice.”
The one alternate universe where Albus and Harry’s relationship stayed exactly the same except Albus was in Gryffindor was kind of strange to me. Like, how in the world did messing with the past cause Albus to be sorted into a different house? Did those changes change Harry, thus affecting how he raised his son and causing Albus to grow up with different values?
I think the whole point of it was for Albus to make the realization that the fact that he and Harry didn’t get along wasn’t due to him not being in Gryffindor.
Do you mean to tell me, small child, that your father, who named you after the Slytherin headmaster and was almost sorted into Slytherin himself, doesn’t hate you, a Slytherin?
All of the arguments between Albus and Harry were so uncomfortable for me. It was like if angsty, book-five Harry as an adult was fighting angsty, book-five Harry as a child. When Harry told Albus that sometimes he wished that Albus wasn’t his son, I literally cringed.

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Jumping to the ending, because I’m out of control. Delphi always seemed kind of off to me, but that was more because I thought she was just an awkward and under-developed character with an intriguing but unexplored backstory rather than evil.
I’m not kidding, at the beginning when we first hear about the rumors that Scorpius might be Voldemort’s son, I was literally thinking, “No, he can’t be, because Voldemort and Bellatrix were in love.”
I HAVE SHIPPED IT SINCE DAY ONE (read: book five, but whatever).
The thing that seemed off to me was that Delphi said that she was born right before the Battle of Hogwarts. Like, define “right before”. Was Bellatrix pregnant when she was torturing Hermione or killing Dobby? Or was the baby born a while before that when our gang is in the woods?
In that case, where’s the baby during aforementioned Hermione torture and Dobby murder? Or the Battle of Hogwarts, for that matter?
It would’ve been cool if some things in this book explained little details foreshadowed in the original stories. Obviously it couldn’t, because this book really is just an additional, unplanned thing.
Anyway, once we find out that Delphi is Voldemort’s daughter and Scorpius and Albus are trapped in time, they manage to get a message onto Harry’s baby blanket. In hindsight, it’s a good idea, but I wish we had gotten to actually see them go in and get it. You’re not supposed to make contact with your previous selves when you use time travel because it can really mess you up, so what happens if you unwrap a blanket that’s around your dad as a baby? Poor Harry was already so messed up, what happens when he stares into the eyes of his son who is more than ten years his senior?
The entire Augurey thing was so, so weird to me. Did Voldemort somehow know that he would be killed at the Battle of Hogwarts and planned to have this baby that would travel back in time and save him? I can’t think of any other reason why Voldemort would want to have a child, but that isn’t at all foreshadowed in the books, which just reminds me again that this book is more milking the franchise than finishing off the story once and for all.
Harry transfigures into Voldemort, which I didn’t even really know was possible, but it worked for the most part. It was heartbreaking to hear Delphi, whose only purpose, it seems, is to save her dad even though he will never learn to know or love her.
Even more heartbreaking was reading about Harry reliving the death of his parents and not being able to do anything about it. GAH. That was painful, but very well done. 10 points to Gryffindor.

So those are my thoughts! I could go on forever but I’ll stop there. If you’ve it this far, thank you! I hope you enjoyed what I had to say. Feel free to leave any and all of your thoughts in the comments below. You can also follow my blog and on my other social media if you feel so inclined.
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Review #38: The Shadow Hero by Gene Luen Yang and Sonny Liew

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Cover Reviethe shadow herow: It’s a solid cover. It gives you a good sense of the art style and the subject of the book (superheroes, obviously).
Book: The Shadow Hero
Author(s): Gene Luen Yang and Sonny Liew
Description: Graphic novel YA compilation of 6 comic issues (did that make any sense? I’m new to the comic/graphic novel world. I don’t know what I’m talking about)
Publishing Information: Released July 15, 2014 by First Second
Pages: 169
First Line: In 1911, the Chi’ing Dynasty collapsed, ending two millennia of imperial rule over China.
Synopsis (from Goodreads):
The Shadow Hero is based on golden-age comic series The Green Turtle, whose hero solved crimes and fought injustice just like any other comics hero. But this mysterious masked crusader was hiding more than your run-of-the-mill secret identity…The Green Turtle was the first Asian American superhero.
Now, exactly seventy years later, New York Times-bestselling author Gene Luen Yang has revived this nearly forgotten, pioneering character in a new graphic novel that creates an origin story for the golden-age Green Turtle.
With artwork by the unmatched Sonny Liew, this hilarious and insightful graphic novel about heroism and heritage is also a loving tribute to the long, rich tradition of American superhero comics.

pros and cons

I picked up this book completely on a whim. I was just sitting on my couch, thinking about how daunting my current read (a Brandon Sanderson book – ahhh) is, and that maybe I should pick up another little book on the side. The Shadow Hero was sitting on the couch next to me because my sister was planning on reading it soon, and I just picked it up.
I’m not going to lie and pretend like I know anything about superhero comics or the history behind this one, but it was fascinating. If you read the synopsis, you’ll know that this was a re-vamped version of an unsuccessful comic from “The Golden Age”, and reading about the history behind this story in the back of the book after finishing the actual story made me enjoy it even more.
I don’t typically read superhero story or watch any of the big superhero movies, but this story did seem to have a few of the typical superhero tropes (that I can’t get too into without spoiling things). Still, the culture and that was included was refreshing and helped to make this such a fast read.
The Plot: 
The plot really took me by surprise. It was a lot funnier and more (for lack of a better word) ridiculous than I thought it would be. It follows a boy named Hank whose mother is unsatisfied with her life in America. Of course, this is before her life is saved by a superhero and she decides that her son’s destiny must be to become a superhero. The only issue is, he doesn’t have any powers, and in his attempt to prove himself to his mother, Hank makes some very powerful enemies.
The story was incredibly fast-paced, as graphic novels tend to be. I love that it was able to combine a kick-butt story with culture and also a ton of humor. The ending wasn’t anything unexpected, but it was satisfying and I enjoyed it.
The Characters:
I really liked the family dynamic in this book. Sure, the mom was a little crazy and the dad was sad all of the time, but going into this with the knowledge that it was about superheroes, I expected our main character to be either an orphan or the child of mad scientists.
Hank’s mom was hilarious. She was crazy, but the scenes that included her were absolutely crazy and ridiculous and my absolute favorites. She also had some pretty admirable character development throughout the story.
I also really loved Hank’s relationship with his dad. While his mother thought that his grocer father was nothing to be proud of, Hank loved working with his father and someday dreamed of taking over the family business. It was a really cute element of the book.
All of the side characters were pretty well developed, although I sometimes had a hard time keeping track of all of Hank’s enemies (which either gives you a taste for my horrible memory or what a horrible situation Hank is suddenly thrust into). Hank’s love interest was fantastic. It seemed like the type of thing that would be insta-love, but it really surprised me. She was maybe even more kick-butt than Hank, which was really nice because in the time period that the book takes place in (and even still today *sigh*) calling people a girl, or saying they fought like a girl, was used as an insult.
Like I said before, Hank’s mom was fantastic. I think my absolute favorite moment was pretty close to the beginning of the book when she decided that Hank was destined to be a superhero. She was eavesdropping on some ladies who were talking about how a famous superhero become a superhero, and one of the ways was exposure to acid. In the next scene, she and Hank are walking by an accident involving a truck carrying toxic waste, and she literally kicks her son into it. It was so unexpected and hilarious and I did a horrible job of describing it, so I apologize.
I also loved reading all of the history and explanation behind the graphic novel at the end of the book. It was honestly fascinating and really added a lot to the story.
The wasn’t really anything in particular that I didn’t like about this book, but it just wasn’t my favorite. It wasn’t mind-blowing by any means, but it was a solid story. There were a ton of fight scenes, which just aren’t my favorite, but that’s a personal preference.

final thoughts

This was a really enjoyable, quick read. I’m not huge on superhero stories, but it was entertaining and exceeded my expectations. If you like reading the classic superheroes or watching the superhero movies, you’ll probably enjoy this story. It was definitely nice to read such a unique story while also learning about the history behind it.
4/5 stars
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Review #37: Nimona by Noelle Stevenson

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Cover Review: nimonaI love this cover so much. It’s adorable, and gives you a good sense of the adventure and beautiful art style within the book. I mean, this is only the second graphic novel I’ve read, so what do I know about art style? But I really enjoyed the art. Also (you can’t really tell in the picture), there’s so much detail in the background of this cover that’s so cute and goes along with the story so well.
Book: Nimona
Author: Noelle Stevenson
Description: Stand-alone(?) YA graphic novel
Publishing Information: Released May 12, 2015 by HarperCollins Publishers
Pages: 272
First Line: “What? Who are you? How did you get in here?” (Kind of out-of-context and unhelpful considering this is a graphic novel…)
Synopsis (from Goodreads)
Nemeses! Dragons! Science! Symbolism! All these and more await in this brilliantly subversive, sharply irreverent epic from Noelle Stevenson. Featuring an exclusive epilogue not seen in the web comic, along with bonus conceptual sketches and revised pages throughout, this gorgeous full-color graphic novel is perfect for the legions of fans of the web comic and is sure to win Noelle many new ones.
Nimona is an impulsive young shapeshifter with a knack for villainy. Lord Ballister Blackheart is a villain with a vendetta. As sidekick and supervillain, Nimona and Lord Blackheart are about to wreak some serious havoc. Their mission: prove to the kingdom that Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin and his buddies at the Institution of Law Enforcement and Heroics aren’t the heroes everyone thinks they are.
But as small acts of mischief escalate into a vicious battle, Lord Blackheart realizes that Nimona’s powers are as murky and mysterious as her past. And her unpredictable wild side might be more dangerous than he is willing to admit.

pros and cons

This is the first graphic novel I’ve ever reviewed, mainly because (with the exception of Smile in fifth grade) it’s the first graphic novel I’ve ever read! I typically avoid graphic novels because 1) I like to buy/own all of the books I read but 2) graphic novels are really expensive, especially considering 3) they don’t last me very long.
However, of all the graphic novels I’ve read – which, admittedly, isn’t that many – this one was my absolutely favorite. Though best book out of two books isn’t that impressive, I’m confident that in comparison to other graphic novels out there, this is one of the best.
It was just so good. The plot wasn’t anything too extraordinarily new (villain with goofy sidekick do villainous things while annoyingly wonderful superhero stops them), but it was executed very, very well. Because I haven’t read very many graphic novels, I guess I’m not that great of a judge of art styles yet, but this one was adorable. All of the pictures seemed very nice and coordinated side-by-side, but the color uses changed from scene to scene.
I think it’s fitting that Rainbow Rowell blurbed this book. If Rainbow Rowell wrote a good vs. evil adventure story and had it turned into a graphic novel, it would be this book. The characters are so lovable and remain hilarious even in “dastardly” situations.
The Plot: 
What separates this book from other good vs. evil stories is that it’s become clearer that the “good” organization might not be as good as everyone is led to believe. The “evil” side, in the form of Ballister Blackheart and his new assistant Nimona, has a main goal to return justice and, if things go according to Blackheart’s “rules”, kill as few people as possible.
I didn’t plan to read this book in one sitting, but I honestly don’t know how it would be possible not to. It’s incredibly fast-paced, beyond what you can normally expect from a story that’s mainly comprised of pictures. It wasn’t just that I could read this book in one sitting, I wanted to.
The Characters: 
Though a surprising amount of characters are introduced in a pretty short book, we follow three main people: Nimona, Lord Ballister Blackheart, and Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin.
Nimona was nothing like what I expected her to be. There was a lot more to her character than the typical qualities of goofy sidekicks that we’ve come to know in many different stories. Her backstory is slowly revealed throughout the book and it’s fascinating. Usually in graphic novels, they kind of have to say everything flat-out, because it’s hard to make assumptions when you’re not getting that constant stream of narrative. This book wasn’t like that, and it was fantastic.
Ballister Blackheart was easily the most lovable “villain” in the history of books. He wasn’t much of a villain; I’d sooner regard him as a hero fighting the rogue heroes in the most peaceful way possible. He slowly warms up to Nimona but doesn’t allow this new friendship make him reckless or abandon what he believes in, which I appreciate because that seems to be rare in YA literature.
Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin was the epitome of a pathetic hero, because that’s what he’s supposed to be. Even his name screams that he is going to be frustrating. His rise to power as a “hero” and character development throughout the story was almost as beautiful as his hair.
It’s kind of hard to quote a graphic novel, but I had so many favorite moments within this book. Though it was a story in and of itself, there also seemed to be moments when it was mocking other heroic stories a little bit. For example (and I’ll try to recreate this as best as possible)…
Nimona: Boss, he’s going to sound the alarm!
Alarm: (sounds)
Nimona: Boss, he sounded the alarm!
All of the dialogue was adorable. Also the epilogue. Epilogues get me every time.
I’m not going to lie, the ending confused me a little bit. The epilogue was great, but I didn’t quite understand the last twenty pages or so leading up to it. Everything is going so crazy, and then it calms down and everyone is dead but then no one is or are they but… wait? What? I don’t know. I wish that the ending had been a bit more flushed out and explained before we get into the adorable epilogue.
We also didn’t get much reasoning behind the magic system in this world (or if there even is one), the government, and the reasoning behind the bad guys going evil. It’s hard to provide a long-winded backstory like you normally get in a fantasy story when said fantasy story is a graphic novel, but it would’ve helped make it slightly less confusing.

final thoughts

I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who is a fan of graphic novels and really fun stories in general. It’s a quick read, but you’re going to want to read it all at once so be sure to clear your schedule beforehand. I’ll definitely be picking up more of Noelle Stevenson’s work in the future. The ending wasn’t completely clear, but I wouldn’t say that it was disappointing. It was still definitely worth the read.
4.5/5 stars
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Review #36: Maximum Ride Forever by James Patterson

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Book: Maximum Ride Forever
Author: James Patterson
Description: The ninth and final(?!) book in the YA series Maximum Ride
Publishing Information: Released May 18, 2015 by Little, Brown and Company
Pages: 383
First Sentence: Hey, you!
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(taken from Goodreads)

THE NINTH AND ULTIMATE MAXIMUM RIDE STORY IS HERE! Legions of Max fans won’t be disappointed by this encore episode in the beloved series about the incredible adventures of a teenage girl who can fly. As Maximum Ride boldly navigates a post-apocalyptic world, she and her broken flock are roaming the earth, searching for answers to what happened. All will be revealed in this last spectacular “ride”- a brand-new grand finale featuring all of the nonstop action, twists and turns that readers can rely on in a blockbuster Patterson page turner!

pros and cons

maximum rideCover Review: I hated this cover at first. However, in real life, it’s really shiny and dramatic and I love it. Still, this series has more cover changes than it does books, so I guess it doesn’t really matter when there’s likely going to be three new covers revealed tomorrow.
Well, I never thought I’d be reviewing the ninth book of a series that probably could’ve ended at three.
I also never thought that I’d like it this much.
Look, let’s get a few things out of the way. Was this book necessary? Nope. Was it just churned out to make more money on an already incredibly successful series? Almost certainly.
I was exploring James Patterson’s website in an effort to ensure that this would really be the last book this time. I mean, the description for the eighth book was:

Are you ready for the final chapter? Are you ready for the ultimate flight? Because THIS IS IT. One last incredible, explosive adventure with an astonishing ending that no one could have seen coming.

But then suddenly, another book! I mean, you would think that an eighth book described as “the final chapter” and “one last incredible, explosive adventure” would be… I don’t know… the last book?

But is it good? I mean…
The way that James Patterson’s books are written make them so incredibly easy to read. Every chapter end is a cliffhanger that forces you to keep reading, and every chapter is only like, three pages long. I read this book in its entirety on the day I got it.
It’s not my favorite book in the series by any means, but I did really like it. The narrative wasn’t as funny as it is in the other books, but Max is still snarky and Angel is still creepy and Total is still a talking dog who says more insightful things than I do.
I put off reading this book for so long – because it is so unneeded and it’s not as if James Patterson is running low on supporters – but I genuinely hated the ending of Nevermore and I wasn’t about to let a new ending pass me by. Plus, you don’t just get eight books into a series and then refuse to read the ninth.
Ten is where I draw my line.
I don’t have much to say on the specific plot of this book (I feel like I’m one of the few people who have actually made it few the first eight books and I’ll be spoiling anyone else who hasn’t). I had an issue with an element of the ending (which I’m trying my best not to spoil, maybe skip to the next paragraph just in case), simply because it sent a bad message that was really unexpected and unnecessary. It started to seem like fan-fiction instead of the kick-butt adventure story it normally is. Still, I liked the ending much better than Nevermore and maybe things are a little different when the world is ending. Whatever.
Stepping back and thinking about it, this series is a little ridiculous. Plot lines are built up and then completely dropped, characters are killed but then not dead in so many ways, and The Final Warning was so off-topic that you could probably convince me that it was actually called Maximum Ride: The Earth Day Special.
But… they’re such fun books. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve read the first book, and I kind of want everyone to read them. I’ve never finished one and thought, “Well that was bad.” I mean, there have been a couple of, “LOL, what are you doing, James?” moments, but I’ve always enjoyed them.
I don’t even know what to say, because I feel like the last six books or so are just James Patterson dragging out the story to make more money, which is hard. Like, if the author doesn’t really care about the story and the characters, why should I keep reading? I guess the simple answer is because care about the characters and the story, and I don’t really want to pass up the opportunity to read six more adventures if I’ve enjoyed them every time.

final thoughtsI don’t regret reading this book one bit. I started reading this series five years ago, and nine books later I’m pretty sad that it’s over… but it better be over this time. If you’re debating whether picking up this “encore” as a fan of the eight books, I think it’s worth it. The ending is much more satisfying than that of Nevermore, and, as always, it’s just a really fun read. As for anyone who has yet to pick up this series, I highly recommend at least reading the first three books. Honestly, I love this entire series, but the first three will always be my favorite. Don’t let me stop you from continuing on… however, you could probably skip Max. They eat pizza and save Max’s kidnapped mom. That’s pretty much it.
4/5 stars

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Review #35: The Geography of You and Me by Jennifer E. Smith

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Book: The Geography of You and Me
Author: Jennifer E. Smith
Description: Stand-alone YA contemporary
Publishing Information: Released April 15, 2014 by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Pages: 337
First Sentence: On the first day of September, the world went dark.
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(taken from the dust jacket)

Lucy lives on the twenty-fourth floor. Own lives in the basement. It’s fitting, then, that they meet in the middle – stuck between two floors of a New York City apartment building, on an elevator rendered useless by a citywide blackout. After they’re rescued, Lucy and Own spend the night wandering the darkened streets and marveling at the rare appearance of stars above Manhattan. But once the power is back, so is reality. Lucy soon moves abroad with her parents, while Owen heads out west with his father.
The brief time they spend together leaves a mark. And as their lives that them to Edinburgh and to San Francisco, to Prague and to Portland, Lucy and Owen stay in touch through postcards, occasional e-mails, and phone calls. But can they – despite the odds – find a way to reunite?
Smartly observed and wonderfully romantic, Jennifer E. Smith’s new novel shows that the center of the world isn’t necessarily a place. Sometimes, it can be a person.

pros and cons

the geography of you and meCover Review: This is a very typical Jennifer E. Smith cover. They always looks a little cheesy, but hey – so are the stories in inside it. I don’t mind it.
I’ve read three of Smith’s books now (The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight and This is What Happy Looks Like). Unfortunately, I’d have to say that this one was my least favorite.
That isn’t to say that I completely hated it, because I didn’t. It just didn’t measure up to what I was hoping for, based on her other novels.
The story is exactly what the synopsis says it is. Two people meet in an elevator, spend a day together, and then are separated. There was nothing amazingly cute or ground-breaking within this novel.
From the beginning, a running theme of postcards is developed. Lucy has a collection of postcards sent to her by her parents from all of the places that they’ve been to, and when Lucy and Owen are separated they continue the trend of sending postcards to each other. Except, they’re literally moving all of the world from each other. Lucy had a card forwarded to Owen’s old house that they had just sold, and it just so happened that Owen returns home for the first time in a very long time a couple days after it was sent. The book was filled with so many convenient coincidences and parallels that it quickly went from seeming like adorable fate to kind of lazy writing that didn’t want to make anything work out in a more realistic fashion.
On the subject of parallels, the second half of the book was ridiculously filled with them. Like…

Chapter 31:

In bed that night, Lucy breathed in.

 Chapter 32:

In the car that afternoon, Owen breathed out.

It wouldn’t bother me if both of those chapters had started the same way but continued on different paths, leading us to learn more about the characters and develop side-plots away from their romance. What bothers me is that those sentences are literally the entire chapter. That’s all it is. The chapter headings are always only on the right side of the page, so not only is each chapter only a sentence long, but then there’s a striped page with no words on it on the next page, and then another sentence long chapter, and blank page. This went on for nine chapters, people. I have no problem with uniquely formatted books, but I just don’t think it was done very well in this instance. It made the narrative feel really choppy when it was used. Fortunately, most of the book was told in a more traditional way.
Another huge issue I had with this book is that I honestly didn’t really like Lucy and Owen as a couple. They barely got to know each other in that one day after they were stuck in the elevator, but it’s enough to make them be sure to send each other postcards when they move across the world from each other and think about each other enough to fill an entire book with their romance. It was definitely insta-love. Both characters start to fall in love with someone else once they’re in separate places, and I liked those two relationships much more than Lucy and Owen’s. But maybe that’s just me.
final thoughtsLook, I’m a sucker for fast-paced contemporaries, and this was just that. However, it wasn’t much more, and left me feeling pretty “meh” about it. It was a fun little read, so if you’re hoping to pick it up, don’t let me stop you. However, I don’t think it’s anything you need to make sure to read. If you’re looking to read a Jennifer E. Smith book, I would sooner recommend The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight.
2.5/5 stars

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Review #34: My True Love Gave to Me

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I was provided a copy of this book by the publisher in exchange for an honest review. Thank you so much!
Book: My True Love Gave to Me
Author(s): Stephanie Perkins (Editor), Holly Black, Ally Carter, Matt de la Peña, Gayle Forman, Jenny Han, David Levithan, Kelly Link, Myra McEntire, Stephanie Perkins, Rainbow Rowell, Laini Taylor, Kiersten White
Description: Collection of twelve short stories suitable for young adults
Publishing Information: Released October 14, 2014 by St. Martin’s Press
Pages: 321
First Sentence: It was cold out on the patio, under the deck. 
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(taken from Goodreads)

If you love holiday stories, holiday movies, made-for-TV holiday specials, holiday episodes of your favorite sitcoms, and, especially, if you love holiday anthologies, you’re going to fall in love with My True Love Gave to Me: Twelve Holiday Stories by twelve bestselling young adult writers, edited by the international bestselling Stephanie Perkins. Whether you enjoy celebrating Christmas or Hanukkah, Winter Solstice or New Year’s, there’s something here for everyone. So curl up by the fireplace and get cozy. You have twelve reasons this season to stay indoors and fall in love. 

pros and cons

my true love gave to meCover Review: I hate to tell you this, but the people on the actual cover don’t move around. However, isn’t this gif absolutely adorable? It made me love this cover even more. I was always one of the people that liked the fancy British edition of this book more, but I’m really starting to appreciate this one a lot more. It just screams “It’s the holidays – holla!” I also think all of the couples (twelve of them, you’ll notice; guess who those people are?) on the ice are a nice touch.
Most of the reviews I’ve read on this book have broken up the review into twelve parts (one for each story) and I had such differing opinions on each story that I thought I would do that to0. Here we go:

1) Midnights by Rainbow Rowell: 
This story was one of my absolute favorites (even though I’ll say that for a ton of them). It’s by Rainbow Rowell – what’s not to love? I actually was laughing out loud within the first two pages, mainly because the love interest is a semi-awkward person who’s severely allergic to tree-nuts who’s walking around asking if there are tree nuts in things which is literally me in every situation ever. I loved that this story was told completely on New Years Eves of different years. It was fascinating and beautiful and adorable and a brilliant way to end a brilliant book.

2) The Lady and the Fox by Kelly Link
This story was… interesting. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy it – it was genuinely entertaining and kept me reading, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell you what was going on if you asked me. It was a tale of magical realism around Christmastime, and I just wish we would’ve had more time to understand all of the magic and the reasoning for things happening. But then, of course, it wouldn’t be a short story.

3) Angels in the Snow by Matt de la Peña
I’ve seen Matt de la Peña’s name everywhere, but I’ve never read one of his novels. Now, I wish I had. THIS STORY WAS FANTASTIC. It was so cute but also a really awkward and sad situation. I just love the way that the entire premise came to be. Like, He’s dog sitting in the building she lives in, and her shower is broken. TWO WORLDS COLLIDE. I don’t know. It was so fun. I didn’t want it to end.

4) Polaris is Where You’ll Find Me by Jenny Han
Jenny Han’s story wasn’t what I expected it to be, although I don’t know what I was expecting. A girl accidentally sending her letter to Santa to her crush? Still, I wasn’t at all disappointed. Han’s story was different than the others because it took place at the North Pole. It follows a girl who was adopted by Santa who is in love with an elf but knows it will never work out. It was kind of reminiscent of the movie Elf, but was also unique and very entertaining in its own right.

5) It’s A Yuletide Miracle, Charlie Brown by Stephanie Perkins
I read Anna and the French Kiss, and I thought it was really cute. Still, it wasn’t my favorite contemporary ever. I was interested to read more of Stephanie Perkins works outside of that series.
This? This was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. It might be my favorite out of all of the stories, but don’t quote me on that. I can’t make up my mind. I just really, really enjoyed it.
A girl goes to a Christmas tree farm to ask a boy (of the cute variety) for a favor, and is talked into buying a tree. Which is kind of an issue, since she walked there.

6) Your Temporary Santa by David Levithan
I’ve never been able to really get into David Levithan’s writing, and unfortunately I didn’t completely love this one. It wasn’t bad, at all, but it just wasn’t one of my favorites. The main character’s boyfriend asks him to dress up as Santa and “just happen to run into” his sister, in order to preserve her belief in Christmas magic. It was a cute premise, but I just feel like not much happened. Still, it was cute and helped get me in the holiday spirit. Who doesn’t love Santa?

7) Krampuslauf by Holly Black
Holly Black is another author that I’ve read nothing from but I’ve been hearing so many things about. This story was really, really… funny? The premise was really unique and kind of unexpected, and I don’t even know what to say about that ending. I really enjoyed it though. I didn’t necessarily want all of these stories to be realistic, and this one certainly wasn’t. It was a fun touch of magic within all the other stories.

8) What The Hell Have You Done, Sophie Roth? by Gayle Forman
This was a really solid one as well. It wasn’t in my top three, but it would probably be among my top six. It was a cute little story that had some interesting messages tied in. It also made me want to try eating apple pie with cheese, and how many books make you want to do that?

9) Beer Buckets and Baby Jesus by Myra McEntire
Myra McEntire is yet another author that I hadn’t read anything from, but that’s sure to change because I absolutely loved her writing style. The narrative was absolutely hilarious. The story follows a boy who accidentally burned down a church a few weeks before Christmas, and now has to help save the annual pageant. The twist? His long-time crush is the pastor’s daughter. This was such a fantastic, Christmas-y short-story. It radiated love and forgiveness and holiday joy and I LOVED IT.

10) Welcome to Christmas, CA by Kiersten White
This story had me laughing from the first page. Its protagonist is a girl who lives in a town named Christmas and works at a run-down diner named The Christmas Café, which perpetually bears Christmas decorations and waitresses wearing reindeer antlers. Then the diner gets a new, incredibly talented chef. And guess what? He’s attractive.
I honestly loved this book so, so much. It made me cry.
Yup. And not just like, If I concentrated really hard right now and blinked a lot, I’d be crying. Like, uncontrollably, there were actual tears streaming down my face and onto the page. I very rarely actually cry at books. The weird thing is, it’s not even that sad. I just thought it was really cute.

11) Star of Bethlehem by Ally Carter
This story was incredibly clever, although I can’t go too much into why without spoiling things. The entire premise was insane. I kept waiting for the ending to pop up saying something like, “Then I woke up from that crazy dream. I can’t wait for Christmas!” or something like that. Nope. It was nuts, and real. It was incredibly unrealistic, but I didn’t really mind. It was a fun, fast-paced story that made me smile.

12) The Girl Who Woke the Dreamer by Laini Taylor
If you ever read anything from Laini Taylor, you know how absolutely beautiful her writing style is. It blows me away. Within a short story, she created an entire world with its own customs and traditions. Apart from taking place in December and leading up to Christmas, it wasn’t incredibly Christmas-y, but that’s okay. It took a little bit to get into it, and I wish that we would’ve been able to learn more about this world than we did in the short story (because it was a little confusing), but I was impressed by how much I grew to hate one of the characters in such a short time!

final thoughts

If you couldn’t tell already, I really liked this collection. It was so much fun to read in the days leading up to Christmas, and I could definitely see myself reading and during Christmastimes to come. Obviously every story wasn’t my favorite, but there is definitely something in here for everyone to enjoy, even if you don’t celebrate Christmas.
5/5 stars

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